You know something? I'm really glad the 90s are back. I loved the 90s.

GIRL YOUR HAIR. Seriously, I had that fucking haircut and I loved it so much. I'm glad shit like lace leggings and ditsy prints and crop tops and combat boots are back. I never really stopped dressing like it was 1995, because I don't know how to dress myself, but now I have every excuse to slice up my t-shirts and hike my pants up and I will look fierce. My Velvet Underground t-shirt has become a crop top recently, and I've been wearing it a lot. I was never allowed to wear crop tops -- I mean, yeah, I was in, like, fourth grade, so -- but now! NOW! I'm a mother fucking grown up and all the shit I craved to have in my pre-pre-pre-pubescent closet is back in style.
GET IT GIRL. Obviously a velvet choker with a dangly charm (when I was eight, mine was crushed velvet with a rose charm) is really pushing it, and I would never do that, I promise, guys, don't worry, but that stripey crop top? And a sweater like that? With some black jeans and boots? Amirite?!?*
*I'm serious.

GIRL YOUR HAIR. Seriously, I had that fucking haircut and I loved it so much. I'm glad shit like lace leggings and ditsy prints and crop tops and combat boots are back. I never really stopped dressing like it was 1995, because I don't know how to dress myself, but now I have every excuse to slice up my t-shirts and hike my pants up and I will look fierce. My Velvet Underground t-shirt has become a crop top recently, and I've been wearing it a lot. I was never allowed to wear crop tops -- I mean, yeah, I was in, like, fourth grade, so -- but now! NOW! I'm a mother fucking grown up and all the shit I craved to have in my pre-pre-pre-pubescent closet is back in style.
GET IT GIRL. Obviously a velvet choker with a dangly charm (when I was eight, mine was crushed velvet with a rose charm) is really pushing it, and I would never do that, I promise, guys, don't worry, but that stripey crop top? And a sweater like that? With some black jeans and boots? Amirite?!?*
*I'm serious.
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