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razorblades and dice in her eyes
25 September 2009 @ 10:12 am
You know something? I'm really glad the 90s are back. I loved the 90s.


GIRL YOUR HAIR. Seriously, I had that fucking haircut and I loved it so much. I'm glad shit like lace leggings and ditsy prints and crop tops and combat boots are back. I never really stopped dressing like it was 1995, because I don't know how to dress myself, but now I have every excuse to slice up my t-shirts and hike my pants up and I will look fierce. My Velvet Underground t-shirt has become a crop top recently, and I've been wearing it a lot. I was never allowed to wear crop tops -- I mean, yeah, I was in, like, fourth grade, so -- but now! NOW! I'm a mother fucking grown up and all the shit I craved to have in my pre-pre-pre-pubescent closet is back in style. 


GET IT GIRL. Obviously a velvet choker with a dangly charm (when I was eight, mine was crushed velvet with a rose charm) is really pushing it, and I would never do that, I promise, guys, don't worry, but that stripey crop top? And a sweater like that? With some black jeans and boots? Amirite?!?*








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I'm serious.

 
 
razorblades and dice in her eyes
08 September 2009 @ 11:28 am

My new second job. I work here on Sundays now, as a clothing runner, and I get a 65% discount, and I'm making an extra $90 a week, and that's pretty awesome. It's my favorite shopping destination, the job is easy, it'll help me through my Brooklyn withdrawal since moving back to Manhattan, and the people are really nice. To celebrate my first day, I bought myself a new dress, and with my discount, it came to $3.62. Damn, as along as I have this job, I am going to look supa-fly all the time.

My classes this semester:
The Comic Voice (still chugging along with that Creative Writing minor track, oh, my stupid life)
Films of Moral Struggle (which I thought was going to include a bunch of sad-bastard movies directed by Lars Von Trier that I would otherwise never watch, but, instead, I am watching mother fucking Streetcar Named Desire for like the five hundredth time and I swear to god, if there were any work of literature or film that I am fucking tired of writing papers about it is god damn Streetcar Named Desire what the fuck)
Senior Seminar (in which I will sit around a table with a bunch of asshole art students like myself and talk about how best to execute our artistic visions, which, like, okay, I signed up for that by being an art student but fuck me man, if I hear the words "transformative," "revelatory," or "transcendent" escape anyone's lips I'm gonna punch someone in the head)
History of Photography (this should be neat)

I am suffering from extreme undergraduate anxiety about soon becoming a post-grad. I am covering this anxiety with irreverence, reckless bravado, and swearing too much. Cheers to graduating into a shitfucking cockballs economy, everybody.

 
 
 
 
razorblades and dice in her eyes
20 February 2009 @ 02:25 pm
 
 
razorblades and dice in her eyes
04 January 2009 @ 03:35 am

I forgot how much I fucking love Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof. If you are ever in the mood to watch a great big FUCK YOU to typical sexist representations of women in film, watch this. It will inspire you to rip a pipe out of the wall and mercilessly beat the next broseph in a baseball cap who starts quoting fucking Dane Cook and talking about the hot bitch he fucked last night.
 
 
 
 

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